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person: what do you plan majoring in
me: erectile dysfunction

my element is water ha duh of course i’m fucking katara

most people: i'm an open book
me: i'm an open trilogy with a spinoff and a remaster coming soon to a theater near you
psa

read my text posts in a miranda sings voice they make more sense

baryll:

literally want to make my twitter bio this fucking YAS quote but it’s from naruto and when u look it up it’s all naruto like fuck off couldn’t idk philosopsione i mean what homer? philospheR? FUCK FUCK OFF SASUKE I WANT TO BE DEEP

THAT’S IT I’M GONNA WORK ON CHANGING ALL OF GOOGLE SEARCH RESULTS AND MAKE THEM FOR LIKE GOSSIP GIRL OR TWP AMD A HALF MEN

yes good i had like 30 people reblog the angelina jolie stuff i reblogged good we are all on the same page then